1+ day, 8+ hour ago   (672+ words) Outside of the official memorial, tourists and those touched by the attacks stood quietly. Some stared up at the space where the Twin Towers once stood. In their place is a glass tower that shimmers in the sun. We had…...

1+ day, 13+ hour ago   (287+ words) Do you own a Studebaker? If so, I guess you should go and drive it today, as it is National Drive Your Studebaker Day. How exciting for people who own Studebakers, even though I don’t know any of them. And…...

3+ day, 6+ hour ago   (159+ words) It is time for you to SUBSCRIBE! They were good tabs! I said meatwad and beav heh heh heh. If you follow American politics closely, you may remember two minutes ago, when the most important question for serious journalists to…...

6+ day, 12+ hour ago   (932+ words) This post first ran on Labor Day 2025 and we forgot to write a new one this year. Enjoy! Anyway, today we will be celebrating Working class hero Studs Terkel, who would no doubt have some things to say about a…...

1+ week, 1+ day ago   (585+ words) It is 1954 and six people have been invited to a mansion in the middle of nowhere. They are greeted by the butler, Wadsworth (Tim Curry), and he is a very proper butler … or is he?! Everyone has got something to…...

1+ week, 2+ day ago   (558+ words) What’s next in Donald Trump’s desecration of our fair nation’s capital city? What’s even left after he razed the East Wing of the White House to build Ballroom with Drone Port and dumped the remains of the structure onto the…...

1+ week, 2+ day ago   (641+ words) However, this terrible plan was put on hold last week when federal Judge Christopher Cooper, an Obama appointee, issued a temporary block in response to a lawsuit filed jointly by Planned Parenthood of the Heartland, the Sexuality Information and Education…...

1+ week, 3+ day ago   (892+ words) Our chronicle continues of what absolutely should be the last week of Pete Hegseth’s career in public service, before he tries to escape to a non-extradition country to avoid war crimes tribunals and vicious public mockery until the day he…...

1+ week, 3+ day ago   (647+ words) Wonkette is supported by YOU! The fire began when the deep fryer caught fire after a hydraulic line to a cooking vat failed, with obvious problems with it not found because of the company’s indifferent safety culture. It spread very…...

1+ week, 3+ day ago   (360+ words) Well, there’s good news and bad news for California schoolchildren this week. And it’s great news for California utilities: They get to claw back the better part of nearly $200 million from a bunch of whiny little shits who are always…...