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Nazi Jake Lang Protested By Other Nazis As They All Crash 9/11 Memorial In NYC
1+ day, 8+ hour ago (672+ words) Outside of the official memorial, tourists and those touched by the attacks stood quietly. Some stared up at the space where the Twin Towers once stood. In their place is a glass tower that shimmers in the sun. We had…...
Happy Drive Your Studebaker Day, Which Is Not Very Helpful Or Exciting For Most People
1+ day, 13+ hour ago (287+ words) Do you own a Studebaker? If so, I guess you should go and drive it today, as it is National Drive Your Studebaker Day. How exciting for people who own Studebakers, even though I don’t know any of them. And…...
Great Texas Polling Place Ratf*ck Of 2026 Now Underway. Thanks A Ton, John Roberts.
1+ week, 3+ day ago (863+ words) In Texas Tuesday, the Republican majority on the Tarrant County Commission voted to cut the number of 2026 midterm polling places by about a third, compared to the number that were approved in 2022. The vote came after the commissioners ignored testimony…...
What Do You Call 13 Justices On The Supreme Court? A Good Start!
1+ week, 3+ day ago (451+ words) House Speaker Mike Johnson had a great idea to win votes for Republicans this fall — you know, in addition to squawking about “communists” every few minutes like a macaw that fell through a wormhole to 1953. Johnson on Wednesday brought to…...
Pete Hegseth Has Own Pentagon Troll Army To Keep America Safe From Scourge Of Leftists
1+ week, 6+ day ago (688+ words) Secretary of Defense and probable owner of dozens of Coed Naked Lacrosse T-shirts Pete Hegseth might be clobbering the morale and readiness of America’s armed forces. But who needs any of that when you can hire some of wingnutdom’s most…...
Mark Carney Sensitive To America’s Changing Hydronyms
2+ week, 2+ day ago (518+ words) We said yesterday that Canada’s government wasn’t responding to Donald Trump’s dementia daycare playtime social media posts about renaming Great Lakes, but we guess that since Trump made one of his official (dickless) executive orders about it, Canadian PM Mark…...
Trump’s New Beef Probably Not Horse. PROBABLY. Tabs, Fri., Aug. 28, 2026!
2+ week, 2+ day ago (516+ words) This week’s Wonkette movie night has been changed, in honor of Dolly Parton. Join ZiggyWiggy and all your other friends for Steel Magnolias, Saturday night at 9 p.m. Eastern. It is available with subscription on Paramount+; free with ads on Pluto…...
We Guess DHS IG Couldn’t Get Away With Titling FEMA Report ‘Biden Exonerated’
2+ week, 4+ day ago (614+ words) But the real news is what’s not in the report: By focusing on that single incident following Hurricane Milton (and playing it up for all it could), the report quietly acknowledges that it was the only example the IG could…...
Guardsmen Deployed In DC Maybe Don’t Love Being Sicced On America
2+ week, 5+ day ago (1037+ words) Recently Donald Trump had one of his dictator panty explosions threatening to sue the Center for American Progress for FIVE BILLION DOLLARS because it did a study that found that his National Guard deployments, which were on their face stupid…...
That's Bait. Tabs, Thurs., Aug. 13, 2026
1+ mon, 16+ hour ago (374+ words) Good morning, it’s tabs! The opera buffa that is the president in the catering truck is actually five separate very grave scandals in one. (Garrett Graff at Doomsday Scenario) Oh right, he then immediately went and bearded the reporters — whom…...