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wonkette.com > p > john-ratcliffes-surprise-russia-trip

John Ratcliffe’s Surprise Russia Trip Is Good Excuse To Remember The 1999 Moscow Apartment Bombings. No Reason.

2+ week, 3+ day ago   (759+ words) The other day there was a mysterious situation where suddenly a US military transport plane was detected flying into Moscow, nobody knew what it was, the Kremlin was lying and saying it didn’t know, and so forth. Sending Natalie back…...

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wonkette.com > p > army-has-basically-no-leadership

Army Has Basically No Leadership Now, Thanks Pete Hegseth!

2+ week, 3+ day ago   (821+ words) Let’s see some Iran headlines, how much are we winning our pointless chosen war today? And then there’s this four-byline story from the New York Times, which seems kind of great big: “Leaves the Army Rudderless.” In other words, Secretary…...

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wonkette.com > p > trump-leaving-old-spice-scented-love

Trump Leaving Old-Spice-Scented Love Notes In Kim Jong-Un's Locker Again

3+ week, 5+ day ago   (902+ words) Hello, Wonkers! A lot has been going on in international relations the last few days, only you may not have noticed because you were busy noticing all the domestic horrors that comprise every day of life under Donald Trump. Let’s…...

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wonkette.com > p > todd-blanches-slush-fund-for-j6ers

Todd Blanche's Slush Fund For J6ers Officially Dead, Allegedly. Make Him AG Now?

1+ mon, 1+ week ago   (841+ words) There was a minute there last week when we thought that the nomination of granite-headed cumstain Todd Blanche to be the next attorney general of the United States might really be in trouble. No, really. To catch you up, Blanche…...

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wonkette.com > p > pete-hegseth-might-have-to-cut-back

Pete Hegseth Might Have To Cut Back On Muscle Milk If Congress Won't Give Him More War Money

1+ mon, 3+ week ago   (755+ words) The US military has blown so much money on Donald Trump’s pointless war of choice against Iran that the Pentagon is starting to run out of money for some critical operations, the Washington Post reports (gift link). Per the WaPo…...

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wonkette.com > p > marco-rubio-gonna-put-an-end-to-this

Marco Rubio Gonna Put An End To This Whole 'International Law' Bullsh*t

1+ mon, 4+ week ago   (921+ words) That’s right, those power-mad whores have rampaged through the world long enough, with their sense of justice and their desire to enforce “so-called international law,” as Secretary of State Marco Rubio sneered in a video released on Monday. So-called! Sir,…...

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wonkette.com > p > kash-patel-is-daddys-helper-hes-helping

Kash Patel Is Daddy's Helper! He's Helping With Lindsey Graham Stuff! And Finding The Leakers! And! And! And!

1+ mon, 4+ week ago   (1096+ words) Bless Kash Patel’s poor loser girl-jacket-wearin’ heart, he’s trying to impress Big Father again. O rly? What precisely is the FBI assisting with, Ka$h Kan’t Katch Kriminals? What’s pathetic about this is that it probably stands to reason that…...

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wonkette.com > p > is-mark-carney-helping-europe-and

Is Mark Carney Helping Europe (And Canada) Plan Their Escape From Abusive Spouse Trump?

2+ mon, 4+ day ago   (1809+ words) And now we have read the second installment of the Wall Street Journal’s excellent report about Europe’s, and also Canada’s, efforts to simultaneously manage Donald Trump and also chart a path toward removing themselves from the relationship. (We discussed the…...

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wonkette.com > p > sounds-like-even-french-a-hole-marine

Sounds Like Even French A-Hole Marine Le Pen Hates Trump Now, Weird

2+ mon, 2+ week ago   (539+ words) Just the other day, we discussed the feud Donald Trump started with Italian leader Giorgia Meloni, and which he will not let go of because he doesn’t have the self-esteem to admit the lady beat him, and he doesn’t have…...

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wonkette.com > p > trump-will-stop-humiliating-self

Trump Will Stop Humiliating Self With Giorgia Meloni The Second He Wins This Iran War

2+ mon, 2+ week ago   (521+ words) "Trump è un coglione". Roughly, it means Trump is an asshole. That was the cover of the right-wing Libero Quotidiano in Italy this weekend. Meloni was maybe his only friend in Europe, especially now that Viktor Orbán has lost power....