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Nazi Jake Lang Protested By Other Nazis As They All Crash 9/11 Memorial In NYC
1+ day, 8+ hour ago (672+ words) Outside of the official memorial, tourists and those touched by the attacks stood quietly. Some stared up at the space where the Twin Towers once stood. In their place is a glass tower that shimmers in the sun. We had…...
Company Admits It F*cked Up Reflecting Pool Repairs, Can We Stop Talking About This Now?
1+ day, 12+ hour ago (509+ words) Well, this would be embarrassing if anyone was still capable of feeling shame. What a stupid, stupid time to be alive. The New York Times got hold of documentation in which the contractor selected to install the pool liner, Atlantic…...
Boobs. Wonkette One A Day for 9/11/26
2+ day, 5+ hour ago (177+ words) What did we learn today, my friends? Some things! We learned many things in the morning news roundup, as artisanally curated by moi! Evan had some things to say about these dusty old bigot losers, the very same ones who…...
Would You Give Dear Leader Trump Your Undying Devotion In Exchange For $500 or $5,000 Or Zero Money?
3+ day, 7+ hour ago (757+ words) There’s good news and bad news for the Republican Party today. The good news is, President Donald Trump’s numbers are way up! The bad news is, those aren’t polling numbers, they are the cost of a gallon of gasoline. WHOOOO-EEEE…...
Republicans In Shock That People Won’t Sacrifice For Trump’s Iran War Like They Did For WWII
3+ day, 13+ hour ago (478+ words) During a recent interview with notorious hate group leader Tony Perkins (whom no one has suggested he denounce), Rep. Barry Loudermilk of Georgia complained about all the people complaining about inflation and the price of gas, just because they can’t…...
Republicans Unveil Secret Midterm Weapon, It Is Hasan Piker’s Dinglesmackus
3+ day, 14+ hour ago (626+ words) They had no similar questions for Republicans about their actual associations and money-taking from actual Nazis and trillionaire antisemites, because Beltway journalists and New York Times reporters know the DC party invites dry up during fascist administrations if they stop…...
Should We Steal From Low-Wage Workers To Pay Stay At Home Moms? The Answer Might Surprise You!
4+ day, 10+ hour ago (610+ words) Via The New York Times: The $12 billion Child Care and Development Fund, which is run by the Health Department’s Administration for Children and Families, was created during the Clinton administration to support the employment of low to moderate-income parents. It…...
9/11 Hijacker Donald Trump Headlines Sold-Out Republican Convention In Dallas, Free Tickets Available
4+ day, 13+ hour ago (680+ words) In case you haven’t heard the latest, it would appear that Natalie has convinced Donald Trump that he was one of the first responders to 9/11, and that big burly firemen with tears in their eyes, right out of central casting,…...
Will Aryan Lesbian Expat Nazis Who Live In Switzerland With Their Sri Lankan Wives Make Germany Great Again?
5+ day, 9+ hour ago (751+ words) Three days ago Naomi Klein and Astra Taylor published a piece in the Financial Times on “end times fascism,” focused on the far-right movements around Europe that have been gaining ground lately, how they’re just like the Nazi and fascist…...
New America! Tabs, Tues., Sept. 8, 2026
5+ day, 16+ hour ago (560+ words) Good morning good morning, I hope you had a lovely Labor Day weekend! Now here’s your damn tabs! Now here’s where you “No Tab Pete.” Oh, that smarts. (Charlotte’s Web Thoughts) This one is kind of fun! States like Louisiana…...