1+ mon, 16+ hour ago   (950+ words) Donald Trump’s favorite ball-lapping pomeranian Todd Blanche isn’t wasting any time now that the Senate has confirmed him as Trump’s personal lawyer attorney general Trump’s ball-lapping pomeranian. Obviously, this is happening because the Trump DOJ is extremely angry that the…...

1+ mon, 1+ day ago   (663+ words) Good morning, it’s tabs! Hey so we’re winning the war in Iran right? Ahahahaahahaha. No. (Heather Cox Richardson) New Mexico state AG sues the Department of Justice for withholding Epstein Files. (Joyce Vance) Trump’s deported a million jobs in the…...

1+ mon, 1+ week ago   (452+ words) Remember when they “just wanted to return it to the states”? Because of how they love state’s rights? Seems like they might have been lying about that. “If states have said, ‘We are going to protect the unborn and we’re…...

1+ mon, 1+ week ago   (198+ words) Some light housekeeping of the Wonkmeet variety, as I finally got my shit together and got some times and addresses! (ZiggyWiggy got times and addresses for Cleveland; if you seize the means of Wonkmeet production, you never know what kind…...

1+ mon, 2+ week ago   (123+ words) Sorry, but a lot of this post is in German because we just did a German lesson. 99 Days. Wonkette One-A-Day for July 28, 2026! Sorry, but a lot of this post is in German because we just did a German lesson. Did…...

1+ mon, 2+ week ago   (557+ words) As Andrew and Tristan Tate celebrated their one-week anniversary in a federal detention center today, lawyers representing the professional misogynists, self-admitted woman-beaters and alleged distributors of child sexual assault materials appeared in a Miami court on Monday in order to…...

2+ mon, 3+ week ago   (592+ words) Surprised-pikachu poop ghoul Kash Patel has shot his wad too soon again. It’s a common problem for middle-aged boozehounds, we’ve heard, when they aren’t suffering from whiskey dick. Subscribe yourself, subscribe your friends, subscribe the paralysis demon keeping you up…...

3+ mon, 1+ day ago   (200+ words) The actual New York Times story that gifted 2026 the term “nipple related documents” is actually pretty awful, since it’s about the Epstein Files, but we are not above giggling at the Grey Lady attempting to report on nipple-related material with…...

3+ mon, 1+ day ago   (961+ words) Well, okay, it is all of those things and more. But the worst part? Easily, far and away, not even close, leading the field like Secretariat at the Kentucky Derby, it is everything we’ve ever learned or heard rumored about…...

3+ mon, 2+ day ago   (441+ words) We don’t know if this is related to whatever is requiring 22 specialists at a time to examine Donald Trump’s very good brain and beautiful body, But Axios has noticed that Trump simply cannot stop making free ads for Democrats this…...