4+ week, 2+ day ago   (950+ words) Donald Trump’s favorite ball-lapping pomeranian Todd Blanche isn’t wasting any time now that the Senate has confirmed him as Trump’s personal lawyer attorney general Trump’s ball-lapping pomeranian. Obviously, this is happening because the Trump DOJ is extremely angry that the…...

1+ mon, 1+ week ago   (452+ words) Remember when they “just wanted to return it to the states”? Because of how they love state’s rights? Seems like they might have been lying about that. “If states have said, ‘We are going to protect the unborn and we’re…...

1+ mon, 1+ week ago   (950+ words) The fallout from the decision by US Attorney for Washington DC and your mom’s one friend who always drinks too much chardonnay at weddings Jeanine Pirro to drop felony vandalism charges against an Olympic canoeist accused of tearing the paint…...

1+ mon, 1+ week ago   (841+ words) There was a minute there last week when we thought that the nomination of granite-headed cumstain Todd Blanche to be the next attorney general of the United States might really be in trouble. No, really. To catch you up, Blanche…...

1+ mon, 2+ week ago   (668+ words) You know, because the manosphere guys are so pleasant and charming and definitely not having a loneliness crisis at all. And you're gonna look around and you're gonna see all your other younger friends doing better, because they've been in…...

1+ mon, 4+ week ago   (1143+ words) Oops, Todd Blanche told the truth during his confirmation hearing today. (Just once, don’t worry, the rest was his usual lying, obfuscating, and trying to play cute when he’s nowhere near attractive enough to pull off “playing cute.”) Republican Senator…...

1+ mon, 4+ week ago   (1096+ words) Bless Kash Patel’s poor loser girl-jacket-wearin’ heart, he’s trying to impress Big Father again. O rly? What precisely is the FBI assisting with, Ka$h Kan’t Katch Kriminals? What’s pathetic about this is that it probably stands to reason that…...

2+ mon, 3+ day ago   (755+ words) Whose hearts, even those that beat in the chests of the haters, could fail to fill with patriotic pride at the sight of this magnificent jet with its new red, navy blue, and gold livery soaring across the Atlantic, arriving…...

2+ mon, 2+ week ago   (564+ words) There was a moment about two weeks ago when it looked as if overripe shit-gibbon Bill Pulte was not going to replace Tulsi Gabbard as the Director of National Intelligence after all. In short, the beady-eyed jackwagon had zero background…...

2+ mon, 2+ week ago   (829+ words) About halfway through the big new Washington Post deep dive into Tulsi Gabbard’s tangled relationship with the cult to which she has allegedly belonged since childhood, we found ourselves pondering this question: Does Tulsi Gabbard exist? Want to join the…...