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Sign Of The Times: This Baby's First Words Were "Vaccinate Me'
3+ hour, 23+ min ago (179+ words) If you wanted an indication of just how contentious the culture wars surrounding'vaccinations'have become, this story should help you understand exactly how this hot-button issue is currently tearing our society apart at the seams: This baby's first words were "vaccinate'me....
The Price Of Hubris: This Kid's Crayola Marker Sword Has Broken Into Pieces After He Recklessly Added A Seventh Marker
3+ hour, 23+ min ago (909+ words) One first-grade student just learned the hard way that unchecked ambition can lead people to total ruin: This kid's Crayola marker sword has broken into" One first-grade student just learned the hard way that unchecked ambition can lead people to…...
This Bathroom Graffiti Of A Vagina May Be A Bit Crude, But It's Better Than Having To Masturbate To A Blank Stall Wall
3+ hour, 23+ min ago (224+ words) Take a look at this graffiti of a vagina that someone hastily scrawled on the stall door of a Poughkeepsie, NY rest stop men's bathroom." What do you notice?" Not the most technically accomplished representation of a vagina, perhaps? Maybe…...
Somewhat Concerning: Your Doctor Has An '@Pornhub' Email Address
19+ hour, 30+ min ago (643+ words) If you thought you'd make it through the day without feeling somewhat concerned, we have bad news, because your doctor has an "@pornhub. com" email address," If you thought you'd make it through the day without feeling somewhat concerned, we…...
Reducing Distractions: Alamo Drafthouse Has Announced That They're Going To Stop Showing Movies So Customers Can Focus On Ordering Food
1+ week, 3+ hour ago (615+ words) All good businesses adapt and evolve with changing times, and one of America's most iconic chains just announced a major policy update that's going to" All good businesses adapt and evolve with changing times, and one of America's most iconic…...
Fascinating: This Website Has A Message That Just Says Visitors Will Never Be Able To Read Any Of Its Articles No Matter How Much They Pay Or How Many Things They Click
1+ week, 3+ hour ago (164+ words) What a fascinating business model! This website doesn't give a damn how badly anyone wants to read their work, "cause it ain't happening! When readers open a link to an article by'The Savannah Journal, a Georgia-based digital publisher, their reading…...
6 Reasons I Always The Put Myself Down As My Emergency Contact Instead Of My Wife
1+ week, 5+ day ago (100+ words) Look, I trust my wife with my life, but every time I'm asked to list an emergency contact on insurance paperwork or when leaving for a whitewater rafting trip, I put myself down instead of her. Here are my reasons…...
Another Misstep: The DOJ Has Added A Dating Section To The Epstein Files Where The People Implicated In Them Can Flirt With Each Other
1+ week, 6+ day ago (774+ words) Trump's Justice Department is already facing heated scrutiny for mishandling the Epstein Files, but this may just be their most inept move yet: The DOJ" Trump's Justice Department is already facing heated scrutiny for mishandling the Epstein Files, but this…...
The Pok'mon Strategy: This Funeral Home Is Offering The Chance To Score A Limited Holographic Prayer Card Of Your Deceased Loved One With Every Wake
2+ week, 21+ hour ago (374+ words) Funeral homes are rarely businesses you associate with fun surprises, but that's changing in a big, big way: This funeral home is offering the chance" Funeral homes are rarely businesses you associate with fun surprises, but that's changing in a…...
5 Times Mom Cried Her Fucking Eyes Out While Reading "Country Living" Magazine
2+ week, 5+ day ago (773+ words) Country Living Magazine mostly runs emotionally benign content, but there have been five occasions on which it made Mom sob like there was no tomorrow." Country Living Magazine mostly runs emotionally benign content, but there have been five occasions on…...