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In Popular Move, Kennedy Center Once Again Named 'Kennedy Center"
1+ hour, 18+ min ago (100+ words) Here's the MS NOW livestream of the tarp-covered site this morning, which is about as exciting as watching paint dry, if the paint were also behind a tarp. All Wonkette posts are public! Share this one and impress your friends…...
Surprise! They're Still Planning Payouts To J6 Rioters. .. C'mon, You Could At Least *Act* Surprised.
2+ hour, 17+ min ago (748+ words) That's just logic: if there is no fund, the lawsuit is done. Feed The Kitty Scooby Snacks the work is being kept quiet while the Trump administration waits for opposition to the fund to blow over. Crucially, the administration is…...
Nipple-Related Documents. Wonkette News One-A-Day, June 12, 2026.
21+ hour, 48+ min ago (200+ words) The actual New York Times story that gifted 2026 the term "nipple related documents" is actually pretty awful, since it's about the Epstein Files, but we are not above giggling at the Grey Lady attempting to report on nipple-related material with…...
Welcome to Wonkette Happy Hour, With This Week's Cocktail, The King Kong!
21+ hour, 58+ min ago (277+ words) 2 oz. Sazerac Rye " oz. Appleton Estate " oz. Creme De Banane 3-4 dashes tiki bitters Add all ingredients to a cocktail vessel. Stir with ice until the outside of the vessel is cold. Strain into a rocks glass over a large ice…...
Epstein Files Reveal Donald Trump Really Into Nipples. You're Welcome.
1+ day, 2+ hour ago (961+ words) Well, okay, it is all of those things and more. But the worst part? Easily, far and away, not even close, leading the field like Secretariat at the Kentucky Derby, it is everything we've ever learned or heard rumored about…...
THREE Senate Races Move Toward Democrats! Shower These Candidates With Money!
1+ day, 5+ hour ago (427+ words) The other day on Bluesky, we said this in response to the results in Maine, for any people who are not happy about what happened there: And we stand by that, because of course we do. Graham Platner needs to…...
Es Viernes! Tabs, Fri. , June 12, 2026
1+ day, 7+ hour ago (549+ words) Oh hello, it is Friday. (That is what the headline means, in non-English.) Here are some tabs! Donald Trump has caved, apparently, on the Bill Pulte thing, and has nominated current SDNY chief Jay Clayton to be the permanent director…...
Inflatable Love. Wonkette News One-A-Day
1+ day, 21+ hour ago (166+ words) Donald Trump loves the inflation, did you hear? He just keeps saying weird stuff that makes no sense, and somehow the earth itself doesn't rebel and devour him. Truly it is a mystery! Donald Trump's most recent routine medical check-up…...
Gaffe-Prone Sleepy Don Making All Kinda Free Ads For Democrats!
1+ day, 21+ hour ago (441+ words) We don't know if this is related to whatever is requiring 22 specialists at a time to examine Donald Trump's very good brain and beautiful body, But Axios has noticed that Trump simply cannot stop making free ads for Democrats this…...
Why Does Trump Need 22 Specialists To Show Him Dementia Test Camels?
2+ day, 5+ hour ago (655+ words) Here's a weird one for you in the chronicle of Donald Trump's ongoing health scares and hand bruises and apparently rapidly advancing dementia. Trump has reportedly set a new record for how many specialists looked at him a few weeks…...