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Trump: You Can't Find Shoes Like These FLORSHEIMS! Unbelievable! For The Spring And Summer? Ohhhhhh!
5+ hour, 7+ min ago (862+ words) Yesterday, answering reporters" questions about his chosen war in Iran, Donald Trump had this exchange: REPORTER: "You said the war is "very complete." But your Defense secretary says "this is just the beginning." So which is it?" TRUMP: "You could…...
Oh Hey, More Corroboration Of Trump Accusations In The Epstein Files!
7+ hour, 26+ min ago (547+ words) Now Miami Herald reporters have confirmed from sources within the FBI that agents at the Bureau very much believed the victim who'd been located after her friend had called their tipline in 2019, and the South Carolina Post and Courier has…...
Poor Bo is dead. Wonkette One A Day for 3/10/26
3+ hour, 43+ min ago (132+ words) He's looking oh so peaceful and serene (AND SERENE). Oh right, there were tabs too. Those were supposed to go first. I like the part where the DOGE boys canceled the already legally contracted grant because a documentary about dozens…...
Illinois Prison's Plan To Use Female Inmate As 'Rape Bait' For Predatory Counselor Did Not Go Well
10+ hour, 12+ min ago (532+ words) This all started in December of 2016 when Nielsen's roommate " referred to only as "Hicks" in court proceedings " reported to Sexton that Nielsen was being repeatedly sexually assaulted by prison counselor Richard MacLeod. MacLeod's office was reportedly in "a known blind…...
Bo Gritz, Right Wing Lunatic, Is Dead
12+ hour, 27+ min ago (153+ words) Born in 1939 in Enid, Oklahoma, Gritz was a tough kid with a tough childhood. His father was killed in World War II and his maternal grandparents raised him. He was a troubled kid and got expelled from school. The family…...
DOGE Boys Stood Athwart History, Then Their Robots Deleted It
11+ hour, 26+ min ago (1029+ words) Last Wednesday a Fourth Circuit Court of Appeals panel ruled 2-1 that Elon Musk himself was not required to sit for a deposition about his role in using his pack of DOGE chuds to dismantle USAID. Most transparent administration in history!...
Lindsey Graham Loses Mind, Demands MORE BOMBING! WAR BONER! YARRRRRGH!
1+ day, 5+ hour ago (1005+ words) Remember when John McCain tossed off that flip "Bomb bomb bomb, bomb bomb Iran" line like he was some morning show shock jock, and then defended his asshole warmongering by telling the rest of us to "lighten up"? We cannot…...
More More More! War War War! Wonkette One-Day 3/9/26!
1+ day, 2+ hour ago (132+ words) Hello, good Monday evening. Shit's dark every day, better Here are some tabs: Dom took pictures of some protests in DC. A draft? Uhhhhhh. Go ahead and get your sons ready to be conscientious objectors, just in case! Both were bad…...
Goodbye, Corey Lewandowski! Go Have The Life You Deserve!
1+ day, 12+ hour ago (1008+ words) What with all of these mass casualties, war crimes, sex crimes, etc. let us pop open some delicious pink Hostess Sno Balls and a Tab to enjoy the departing rump of Corey Lewandowski, one of the foulest creeps to swirl…...
Karoline Leavitt Says An Iran War Draft Is Not Off The Table. Pardon?
1+ day, 8+ hour ago (363+ words) With Operation Epstein Fury entering a second week of claiming innocent lives, and Donald Trump musing about maybe sending ground troops into Iran, spokes-spackle Karoline Leavitt said something rather brow-raising to Fox's Maria Bartiromo. Not ruling out a draft? Sure…...