6+ hour, 25+ min ago  (473+ words) Good morning, young Leviathans! Bowels moved, Gods in all your castles, all ready to PROSPERITYMAXX? ? Good, because it is a very special day today. With you! Whatever time you're reading this, say FUCK YOU STEVE AND THE KUSH and give…...

1+ day, 3+ hour ago  (616+ words) I think many of us who have had or currently have pets in our lives can, feel that these creatures have saved our lives. As much as we give them homes and cater to their every want, they give us…...

1+ day, 9+ hour ago  (758+ words) He announced the settlement in a press release Friday morning that, as befits a Republican attorney general in the Trump Era, was generously seasoned with MAGA worship words, so voters would know Paxton shares their hatred of trans people. The…...

2+ day, 6+ hour ago  (186+ words) Our headline today come directly from a Blue Sky post by Chris Hayes, commenting on one of the many insane aspects of Donald Trump's proposed Slush Fund Settlement of his lawsuit against his own IRS. Darn right we wrote about…...

2+ day, 6+ hour ago  (414+ words) Greetings, Wonketeers! I'm Hooper, your bartender. I'm writing this on Thursday, and I'm as sick as a dog. Booze seems like a horrible idea right now. I decided to make the best of things and work on a mocktail for…...

2+ day, 10+ hour ago  (651+ words) There is good news on the legal front: Donald Trump is prepared to drop several lawsuits he has filed against the federal government that he leads, including the ridiculous $10 billion he was seeking over an IRS contractor leaking his tax…...

2+ day, 13+ hour ago  (692+ words) Transportation Secretary Sean Duffy is doing his part to cozy up to the companies his agency regulates " or to celebrate the 250th anniversary of America's founding, same thing " by returning to his reality show roots, in The Great American Road Trip,…...

2+ day, 16+ hour ago  (472+ words) Oh hi, it's your Friday tabs. Donald Trump is on his way back from China, where he was thoroughly humiliated and mocked to his face by President Xi. How badly was he humiliated? So badly that this is his pathetic attempt…...

3+ day, 6+ hour ago  (302+ words) This post has nothing about teenage robots in it, and nothing about teenage lies, either. But the community radio station was playing a very catchy song called "Teenage Robots" (by Ashes and Diamonds) when we started writing, so that's the…...

3+ day, 7+ hour ago  (623+ words) Well, unless he's a hologram or some kind of fancy dan replicant out of an Alien movie, Rudy Giuliani is not currently dead. Your thoughts and prayers made him better, yes they did! And now that he's up and about,…...